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The Craigslist creepers offering free rooms for sex now want maid service too!

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Most seasoned single women in search of housing have come across ads posted by Craigslist creeps. These are the ones that seem too good to be true by offering ‘free rent’ – until you notice that the rest of the title reads ‘for female only’. Now there’s a new twist. Many of the lusty landlords aren’t satisfied with just sex for rent – they want maid service and cooking thrown in, among other things.

And their demands are getting more and more bizarre.

Read more: Daily Mail/MailOnline

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NYPD Cannibal Cop: A Female Perspective

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When her man began acting distant, Kathleen Mangan-Valle did what countless wives have in the same situation: She looked through his computer.But she discovered that her husband, ‘Cannibal Cop’ NYPD officer Gilberto Valle, was hiding a much darker secret than an affair: His fetish for human flesh.She clicked through images of a hog-tied woman with an apple in her mouth and a search history that allegedly contained topics like  ‘human meat recipes’, ‘how to cook a girl’, and ‘huge cooking tray’.

‘I know S&M is popular with Fifty Shades of Grey, but this seemed different,’ she said. ‘The girl on the front page was dead.’

Read More: Daily Mail/MailOnline

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First Date Red Flag #1: The Man Who Masturbated

It was even more shocking because our date had started out so normally. We went for Italian food, shared a plate of tiramisu and retired to an intimate bar for dessert wine. To get some privacy, we settled into a back-room sofa beside a roaring fire. Then he leaned in, I steadied myself for our first kiss – and that’s when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw it.

Somehow, while we were chatting, he had unbuttoned his trousers and released his member, which he was enthusiastically stroking like a pet hamster. “Do you want to touch it?” he asked, in the same conversational tone he’d used to ask what my dad did for a living. I grabbed my coat and bolted.

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Catfishing 101

Boy emails girl. Boy can’t meet, ever, but he has a plausible excuse. He’s stranded in Nigeria where his oil rig exploded. He’s waiting for his inheritance. He has a hook for a hand. Girl wires huge amounts of money before realizing she’s been screwed.

As a relationship writer and private investigator in training, I sadly see this scenario play out every day.  Deadspin reported that Notre Dame senior linebacker Manti T’eo may have been the victim of an Internet ‘catfish’. After it emerged that the ‘girlfriend’ who supposedly had cancer and died never really existed at all, he released a statement claiming he was the “victim of what was apparently someone’s sick joke and constant lies.”But he’s just the tip of the iceberg.

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Hulk Hogan Sex Tape: Conspiracy Theories

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Hulk Hogan is threatening to sue over release of a sex tape showing him with his friend’s wife Heather Clem…but I’m the one feeling emotional distress after seeing him without his do-rag.  So was this a privacy invasion or publicity stunt? Maybe I’m cynical, but since bloggers are calling him ‘well-hung’ I expect a deal to be announced soon. Clearly he didn’t read my advice: He would know how to erase porn from a hard-drive and not end up with a blurry video that is lit like a sonogram. Next time!

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