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Dear Angry Man:

There are a few rules in life.

1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

2) Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

3) Never read your own hate mail.

The first time I broke this rule, I cried. But now I’ve developed a much thicker skin – I’ve honed my ‘tough bitch’ side to go along with ‘sensitive girl’ and ‘sex kitten’. Your  hateful email gave me two articles and countless great cocktail party moments. I actually mentioned it on my first date with my boyfriend, and we laughed about it, which gave me the perfect excuse to move in for a kiss. In the same way that my worst break-up gave me a bestseller, my most heinous piece of hate mail made me stronger.

So, to the misogynistic basement-dweller: Thank you. Thank you for being such a dick.

Yours,

Catherine Townsend

PS Charles Darwin would doubtless have turned in his grave if he could see how you mangled his evolutionary theory.

HIS ORIGINAL EMAIL: You, my dear, are what is known as a fling. Sperm is cheap, so there is no reason why a man would pass up the opportunity to have sex with a slut — but he would never marry her. Men will read your articles and run a mile.

MY RESPONSE:  If anything, female promiscuity encourages survival of the fittest, do some research on sperm competition — you misogynistic wanker.

 

 

 

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One thought on “Dear Angry Man:

  1. Jimmy says:

    There are many people out there who are really, really frustrated about their sex-live because they’re not charming or good-looking enough. While that is not your fault, it is still true that many of them are being hurt by reading about your sexual adventures and the way you’re focusing on sex.
    Sure, you have the right to do what you want, but by writing those things you show a lack of respect towards people who are already suffering and make them suffer even more. That’s still true, even if there are many people who like what you’re doing and who support you.
    I don’t support writing hate-mails to anybody, but I couldn’t blame anyone who wants to hurt you back, you understand what I mean?
    Just living your life the way you like it, doesn’t make you a bad person, but it is certainly not enough that you would deserve any respect.

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